Greenies Original (Regular)
by Greenies
8.8/ 10
Buy it. Blink and it's gone.
A dental treat with a 94-second life expectancy and a 10/10 approval rating.
Price band: $$ — we don't list prices; they change hourly. The button shows you the current one.
Field Data
Deceased- Durability
- Lifespan
- 94 seconds
- Chewer class
- Power chewer
- Best for
- medium dogs
- Lead tester
- Moose, 60 lb husky mix
- Tested
- Jul 1, 2026
A treat review is a different kind of test. Everything edible dies — the question is how fast, how happily, and whether it did anything useful on the way down.
Test notes
Trial 1: 94 seconds from hand to gone. Stopwatch verified.
Trial 2: 97 seconds. He was pacing himself.
Week 4 of dailies: back-teeth tartar visibly reduced. The dental claim isn't just marketing — VOHC accepts it and our flashlight agrees.
Bottom line
As a chew, it's a rumor. As a daily dental treat, it earns its keep. Feed the right size for your dog and subtract it from dinner.
Chomp-approved
- The single most anticipated moment of Moose's day
- VOHC-accepted dental claim — the vet-approved kind of candy
- Actually visible tartar improvement after a month of dailies
Hard truths
- 94 seconds. We timed it. Twice
- Calorie-dense — adjust dinner accordingly
- Costs add up when it's a daily ritual