The Chew Test
Chew story · Aug 18, 2026

Meet the Destroyer

From eight pounds of backyard fluff to professional chew-toy tester: the origin story of the jaw behind The Chew Test.

Moose as a tiny husky puppy lying in the grass

The intern

Summer 2025: eight pounds of fluff. Zero confirmed toy casualties. It wouldn't last.

Moose as a puppy on the patio with his tongue out

Early promise

The tongue of a critic. Already judging our toy budget.

Moose sitting proudly in his orange bandana

The uniform arrives

Bandana on. Officially on payroll. Compensation: treats, structured as needed.

Moose holding his blue Best Friend blanket in his mouth

Evidence collection

Exhibit A: the emotional-support blanket. Not a test item. He does not care.

Moose sound asleep on the bed after a long day of testing

Off duty

Destruction is exhausting. The lab closes at nap o'clock.

See what finally beat him